Pollock Splatter Print Shorts
Bro friend: Have you been painting all day? Were you surfing?
Me: Nah, bro, I’ve been wearing these Gotcha shorts. It even comes with this built in plastic belt.
Bro friend: So you’re a painter who surfs?
Me: (Palm in face emoji)
- Side and back pocket
- Elastic waistband
- Machine was cold